I tracked Brian down at a recent SQLSaturday event in our home state of Florida and forced him into an empty dining room to talk about himself for almost 30 minutes. And to make matters worse, I recorded some of it and am posting it here. What starts off as a jab at my recent gender alteration sabbatical quickly devolves into something politically correct and dare I say…pragmatic. I hope you can find 24 minutes to plug in and enjoy. I learned a few things about Brian and his hidden passion, namely robots.