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Phil Factor
Free Phil Factor eBook: Confessions of an IT Manager
13 December 2006

The software industry is, just occasionally, more absurd than one would dare to imagine. Having spent most of his working life in its clutches, Phil Factor has pretty much "seen it all" and what's more, here, in his "Confessions of an IT Manager", he's prepared to tell what he knows.

From IT projects that have trampled all over the guiding principles of successful development, to tips on training your manager to the required standard, each of Phil's tales is shot through with a wild seam of anarchic humour. And yet, in each case, the humor is just a sugar coating for a pill of sage advice, wrought from years of rough-and-tumble in the IT industry.

You can download the book, without any further form-filling or ado, by simply clicking the link below (just as a quick word of warning to anyone on dial-up: it's a 4MB file):

Confessions of an IT Manager (free download)

Alternatively, if you want the good, old-fashioned paper version, you can buy it from Lulu.com for $25.



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Phil Factor

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Phil Factor (real name withheld to protect the guilty), aka Database Mole, has 20 years of experience with database-intensive applications. Despite having once been shouted at by a furious Bill Gates at an exhibition in the early 1980s, he has remained resolutely anonymous throughout his career.

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Subject: file cannot open
Posted by: daren771 (view profile)
Posted on: Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 12:52 AM
Message: I download it but it says file was decode wrongly...can someone put the pdf file in a zip?

Subject: The Phil Factor 2006 Yearbook
Posted by: drldev (view profile)
Posted on: Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 3:26 AM
Message: Do you ever read something and say to yourself, "Oooohhhh yes! Of course! Now I understand!". The Phil Factor 2006 Yearbook is essential reading for any software/IT professional who finds themselves banging an already sore head on some incomprehensible invisible wall, or having to deal with a manager or director who’s sight is firmly fixed in the direction of the boardroom, a knighthood, or some other reward that necessitates hair-trigger use of corporate guffaw’s at meetings with “the boss”.

With this book, you too can learn how to train your boss to be a nice person despite themselves! It’s early days for me as I haven’t yet managed to get mine to acknowledge my existence as a sentient life-form, which I confess, puts me at a slight disadvantage. But as recommended, I’m building up a database of his good points. It would be so much easier to log the bad ones but that might necessitate additional network storage and I’d have a tough time explaining why I needed it! Oh well, I soldier on.

Have a read. It’s fun and it actually has some very good observations in it.

Nice one Phil!

Subject: re:file cannot open
Posted by: adrianbanks (view profile)
Posted on: Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 5:22 AM
Message: rename the downloaded file to .zip and it will open. The zip contains a PDF.

Subject: It was wonderful
Posted by: WebMister (view profile)
Posted on: Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 4:55 PM
Message: It was memorable. I laughed, I cried, until tears were running down my face. And that was just whilst I was trying to download the file. Then I got it into Adobe Reader and suddenly it was all worthwhile.

Subject: Simply Great
Posted by: pankaj_21cen (view profile)
Posted on: Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 10:46 PM
Message: I seperate time to read it in office it was amezing, later forward it to my Boss he also gave it good marks. Thanks

Subject: How do I read an EBook in the bath
Posted by: Heather (view profile)
Posted on: Friday, December 15, 2006 at 7:07 AM
Message: An Ebook is no good to me. The only time I have for reading is on the train or in the bath. Are you going to do an MP3 version? What about a real printed book just like our ancestors used to have?

Subject: reading it in the bath
Posted by: Phil Factor (view profile)
Posted on: Monday, December 18, 2006 at 5:59 AM
Message: Heather, you can get the book 'The Phrenetic Phoughts of Phil Factor: Confessions of an IT Manager'
by Phil Factor

from....
http://www.lulu.com/content/573311

£13.77 Paperback book
£2.02 Download
112 pages, 8.50" x 11.00", perfect binding, full-color interior ink

I'm not sure if the ink is waterproof though.

Subject: Phil Factor
Posted by: Patriot (view profile)
Posted on: Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 4:47 AM
Message: Quite the most sublime memoir I've read!

 

















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