Unknown person? Nah, it was Richard Mitchell, although I will admit to originally thinking that it was due to the machine's makers being fans of "The Mary Whitehouse Experience".

To commemorate the occasion I have written a few lines of verse


                    -----"-----
The programmer went to the kitchen unseen
and quietly reprogrammed the coffee machine.
It used to say 'MILK' on the LED screen
instead, 'MILKY MILKY's now to be seen.
It might have been worse, maybe something obscene.
He was seen to depart looking smug but scerene
having clearly achieved every programmers dream
                    -----"-----

I find it more entertaining working with non-software-developers. My theory, which may be a little contraversial, is that there's something about a sufficient concentration of developers which appears to put the fear of God into people with more conventional office jobs, and their only retort is to box software developers into a category which can be made the subject of fun, in order that they feel less threatened. After all, why are these overpaid, pseudo-intellectual slackers loafing around the building? Surely they can't be that useful, or do anything that clever? Hypothetically, if they were, then perhaps my job is less valuable...

Now admittedly there are some extreme cases of software developer who lead the rest of us to be tarnished with certain labels. Personally I find that the best developers I've met - the brightest stars, the cleares thinkers and my favourite colleagues - are fully rounded human beings who have lives outside software.  It's just a job, like any other.

"You are not your job. You are not how much you have in the bank. You are not the contents of your wallet. You are not your khakis. You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake."

I rather like to hear myself, as a software developer, described as a beautiful and unique snowflake. The trouble is that when you pack snowflakes together, you generally get a lot of snowballs.